卡卡英语学习报第45期 2008年11月12日
每日一词 | |||
cherish vt. 基本义:爱护; 珍爱 引申义: 2. 怀有, 抱有(希望等) 3、坚持…的想法,缅怀(喻) 【短语】 cherish the memory of 【同义词】 【背句子记单词】 |
每日一句 | |||
The children are rushing about. Rush 仓促,匆忙。 |
每日一图 | |||
Grueling terrain and steep mountain passes were no deterrent for a trio of cyclists that embarked on a seven-week journey across the Alaska Range. Despite the hard work, one rider, Paul Adkins, said, "You get into a special zone when you ride a bike here. You smile, look around, and say, 'This is it!'" 再复杂的地势,再峻峭的高山,都不能阻止这自行车三人组花上7星期去完成穿越阿拉斯加山脉的旅程。尽管旅途艰难,车手保罗?阿迪金说道:"当你骑车来到这的时候,你将进入一个特殊的地带。你会微笑着环视四周,并且会说道:'这就是了!'" |
笑话天地 | |||
Girl, Please Fall in Love with Me After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I've seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left. Me: Honey, let's fall in love! Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member? Me: No, I'm not. Talented girl: Are you a League member? Me: Well, no. Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers? Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions? Talented girl: Then I can't promise you. At all events, I'm the team leader of our class. … Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with.
Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love. Me: Well, didn't you love someone before? Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur. Me: Umm, in this case, we'd better break up at the moment. Lonely girl: No, I don't agree. It's my first love… 55555555555… Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her. Me: Girl, don't you want to fall in love with me? Jiaojiao: I think it's OK, but I'd like to ask for my father's advice. Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don't have your own definite idea! Jiaojiao: It's not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven't learnt to type. It is my father who types for me. Me: … Then I said: Hello, uncle. 美眉,我们网恋吧
我说:美眉 小才女说:好呀。你是党员吗? 我说:不是。 小才女说:那你是团员吗? 我说:不是。 小才女说:那你是少先队员吗? 我说:很多年以前就不是了,你问这些做什么? 小才女说:那可不行,我可是我们班的小组长呢。 我无语。 痛定思痛,还有两个MM可以聊。 我说:美眉我们网恋吧! 小孤女说:好呀,终于恋爱了。 我说:怎么,以前没有恋爱过吗? 小孤女说:没有,他们总说我是恐龙。 我说:哦,这样,那我们分手,就现在。 小孤女说:不,我不同意,这是我的初恋,55555555555…… 还剩最后一个美眉,我倍加珍惜。 我说:美眉,我们网恋吧! 娇娇:好呀,不过我要问问我爸爸。 我说:天哪,这事你问你爸爸?你自己那么没主见呀?! 娇娇:不是呀,我今年才5岁,还不会打字,刚才是我爸爸替我打字啊。 我说:…… 我再说:叔叔好。 |
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